If I had to have a Puerto Rican girlfriend…

…then let her be Michelle Rodriguez.



I've always had a weakness for the latinos and why should it be different for the latinas. I once said that I'd go "straight" for Jennifer Lopez. I mean look at that ass! But honestly, all the stories about her diva nonsense. Um… sorry… only room for one queen in my relationships. Plus, I'm too much of a pole smoker.

I used to confuse Michelle with the woman who played Pvt. Vasquez on Aliens.

Remember her…






I know, totally different decades… but still, a tough "chica" with guns… rowr…
Turns out, she's a good Jew… Jenette Goldstein. GIVE THAT WOMAN AN OSCAR!!!

Back to Michelle…

I've always been drawn to a strong-minded and strong-willed woman. Any wonder why I went homo? and Michelle is no exception. She's great. Although getting cast in the tough latina roles doesn't necessarily elevate your star standing (see Fast and the Furious, S.W.A.T. and Resident Evil) but she's finally landed a good one on LOST.

NO, I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS IN BLUE CRUSH… I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT BLUE CRUSH.

Let's move on…

Michelle has got the role of Ana Lucia Cortez, a survivor of Oceanic Flight 815, tail section , seat 42F. She ain't perfect, but she's a tough cookie.

I still like Kate but seriously, she's got to sh*t or get off the pot and Ana Lucia has come to stir the pot.

um… ew… I didn't mean for that to sound scatological but it did.

Oh well…

I likey Michelle. Not to mention, Sawyer's her bitch.