Gotcha NBF, well sort of.

I'd spotted the NBF, the Ninja Bird Feeder. This cock knocker has been surreptitiously feeding the rats with wings on my block and today, I caught a glimpse of him, or was it her? It's still unclear.

I'd returned home from the city. The sky was ready to open up and dump rain. I turned the corner of my block. Before me, the driver of what I believe to be a black Nissan Maxima, reached across the passenger and through the window, dumped a full canister of bird feed onto the ground. "Fuck." I barked, as the car peeled away. I was completely dumbfounded for a second as the rain was starting to come down heavily.

This explained why I'd never been able to catch this person and the pattern of dispersal. I'd always assumed he/she walked up and spread the seeds.

I didn't get a clear view of the person, but a glimpse of short blondish hair. Could have been a man, or a man-ish woman, but I'll wager it's a woman.

This person knows full well what they're doing is wrong. The dumping and speeding off, what gives?

Anyway, I won't go attacking all the black Nissan Maximas I see. I'll confirm first and when I do, I'll prepare a nice sticker, in the vein of the Parking Violations sticker, for my dear NBF.